Thursday, August 20, 2009

Darren Aronofsky: Miracle Worker

I haven't written in a while. My thoughts have either been too scattered to get down completely, or the films I've watched haven't stirred up enough gumption in me, or I've been busy working/making up for lost time in the real world. I've been gone. What could possibly bring me out of hiding? This:

Natalie Portman is going to have sex with Mila Kunis in a Darren Aronofsky film. 

If I ever needed a sign telling me that my interest in film is a completely valid obsession it would be that sentence. Natalie Portman is going to have sex with Mila Kunis in a Darren Aronofsky film. I know, I said it already, but I'm... I'm just so happy. 

Darren Aronofsky is on the fast track towards my valued "favorite directors" circle, his The Wrestler one of my 'Best Film's last year, and his other three films satisfying me quite a bit more than others this Summer. To hear that he's going to have Natalie Portman, one of my favorite actresses and one of the most attractive I've yet seen, having sex with Mila Kunis, who isn't a great actress but is still way cute, warms my heart and other various organs to no end.

Am I getting this through clearly enough? Here. Let me help. 

Natalie Portman
is going to have sex with
Mila Kunis
and that

It's like the perfect melding of film geek porn and real porn!

 - Eric T. Voigt, Hoorah!

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