Saturday, May 30, 2009

Holland, Michigan Sucks, Ya'll

There are Terminator Salvations and Drag Me To Hells, and yes, there are Ups, but there are also Angels and Demons. You can even find a lingering Paul Blart: Mall Cop. That's out on DVD and Blu-ray already.

There are no films. There isn't The Brothers Bloom. There is no The Girlfriend Experience. There is definitely no Rudo y Cursi.

A market for these films exists here. Or, the demographic that would buy into this market, if the market was there to buy into. Look at me. Look at people I know. The movies I'm being offered are the worst possible options. I don't want to see Wolverine. I want to see Adrian Brody be a con man.


- Eric T. Voigt, Disgruntled


  1. There are no films there? I'm pretty sure you listed a handful in the first paragraph.

  2. Kevin, you are fucking ignorant. I love you.